There are basically five steps to the hCG protocol. The first step is to start your injections and then stuff yourself silly on fatty foods for two days. So today I did just that.
On my way in to work I stopped at Shipley Donuts and got myself three sausage, cheese and jalapeño kolaches and a dozen cream filled donuts, one of each flavor. I successfully finished off all three kolaches before I got to work. During the first part of my shift I ate three donuts and gave away one.
For lunch I had a noodle bowl, which was 210 calories for one serving, but it actually contained two servings and I ate all of it. Later I ate four more donuts, gave away three, and threw one away, because I could not stand to eat one more donut. Also, throughout the day I nibbled on half of my favorite chocolate bar with bacon in it.
After work, since it was crawfish Tuesday I met a girlfriend of mine at Willie’s and finished two and a half pounds of boiled crawfish with extra butter, along with two bourbon and bacon drinks. On the way home I stopped and got a Score bar and a bag of beef jerky to snack on as I got ready for bed. At this point i have eaten myself miserable and right now all I want to do is purge until my stomach is empty. Off to bed now.
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